February 2012
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Rap Industry Fan Fiction: Azealia Banks battles... →
rapindustryfanfiction:
Azealia Banks met Lil Kim at the top of Mount Everest, just like they’d planned. It had been a long, hard seven months of training—the workouts, the ten-mile runs every morning, the light arms training… But it had been worth it. She was ready.
As she dismounted her dragon, Lil Kim sneered….
Watchoztoc:
My parents must have never done this with me, thats why i turned out the way I did.
WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
- WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
- BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
- WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
- WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
- BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
- WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
- BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
- WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- BlackParent : “Who won ?”
- WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
-BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
- WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
- BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”
woodyallenofmusic:
janet jackson was banned from the grammys for her “nipslip” during the superbowl halftime show
chris brown was not banned from the grammys for beating his girlfriend so badly she went to the hospital
let’s sit and think about these two facts, and decide whether the producers of the grammys are terrible sexist dickwads or not
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Why does Adele look so irritated???
“Tell yourself that the universe is perfect and that everything you do and...”
– Orin, Spiritual Growth (via symmie)
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IN BED...
J: Put your warm front on my cold front!
C: Ok...wait what?
J: Put your warm front on my cold front!
C: ...
J: If we grew up and were weather girls-
C: LMAO What the hell..?!
J: If we grew up and were weather girls together I'd talk to you in weather lingo sexually all the time!
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