February 2012
23 posts
3 tags
Rap Industry Fan Fiction: Azealia Banks battles... →
rapindustryfanfiction:
Azealia Banks met Lil Kim at the top of Mount Everest, just like they’d planned. It had been a long, hard seven months of training—the workouts, the ten-mile runs every morning, the light arms training… But it had been worth it. She was ready.
As she dismounted her dragon, Lil Kim sneered….
Watchoztoc:
My parents must have never done this with me, thats why i turned out the way I did.
WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
- WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
- BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
- WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
- WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
- BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
- WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
- BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
- WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- BlackParent : “Who won ?”
- WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
-BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
- WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
- BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”
woodyallenofmusic:
janet jackson was banned from the grammys for her “nipslip” during the superbowl halftime show
chris brown was not banned from the grammys for beating his girlfriend so badly she went to the hospital
let’s sit and think about these two facts, and decide whether the producers of the grammys are terrible sexist dickwads or not
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Why does Adele look so irritated???
“Tell yourself that the universe is perfect and that everything you do and...”
– Orin, Spiritual Growth (via symmie)
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IN BED...
J: Put your warm front on my cold front!
C: Ok...wait what?
J: Put your warm front on my cold front!
C: ...
J: If we grew up and were weather girls-
C: LMAO What the hell..?!
J: If we grew up and were weather girls together I'd talk to you in weather lingo sexually all the time!
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January 2012
49 posts
You is kind. You is smart. You is important.:... →
theafrosistuh:
SOURCE
The true identity of Ludwig van Beethoven, long considered Europe’s greatest classical music composer. Said directly, Beethoven was a black man. Specifically, his mother was a Moor, that group of Muslim Northern Africans who conquered parts of Europe—making…
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WE ARE PREGNANT!
Lets make cory the most reblogged picture on...
bassxhead:
shondale:
Sweet baby Jesus the notes
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG
Watchkantknockthehustle:
crippledbypizza:
swaggots:
praystation3:
ah yes
what the hell man
NOW WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ON TOP OF BEARS?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS SO CRAZY WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
No words.
We Will Be Censoring All Of Tumblr Tonight At...
harry potter confessions.: lumos-maxima: PLEASE... →
lumos-maxima:
PLEASE REBLOG THIS LIKE THE PLAGUE
prawnosaurus
This is a petition on the Directgov website - this goes straight through to parliament and at the current time of posting it only has 21 signatures
I know a lot of people are reblogging the one sponsored by…
NEW MEGAUPLOAD URL -> MEGAVIDEO.BZ
hoshiko2:
dailyloreena:
STOP. JUST STOP.
You guys are going to get in trouble for going here. It’s a fucking trick.
Read this
They're going to make an American Misfits...
IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU PEOPLE!?
Blog so hard, the government wanna stop me.
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In regards to my last post, I would like to add...
WHAT Gay Rights Movement? Compared to the Civil Rights Movement of the 50s and 60s no action is taking place. I don’t want to write a fucking letter to my congressman or whatever! I don’t want to sign a goddamn petition! I want protests, boycotts, SOMETHING that will be on the 6 o’clock fucking news. Not the dumb ass emails I get from the HRC asking my broke college student...
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Watchbarackobama:
President Obama to Betty White: Where’s your birth certificate?
I love him. Him so sexy
Please Tumblr Bomb this poll asking whether or not... →
ricky7odriosola:
You should do it.
Watchtheemorningafter:
silentkiss3s:
kingshe:
thebbctakeover:
Welcome to class folks. This is “How to Shake Your ASS 101”.
lmfao
:O lmao its funny but sooooo inappropriate lol
DID ANYBODY PEEP THE TEACHER THO?! LMFAOOO
why is this ok
Have you ever felt?
Like you don’t know what’s going on anymore. Like you don’t care about anything anymore. You’ve lost motivation to do anything. Your mind is set on too many things that you are confused about your feelings, and you can’t explain how you feel either. The feeling of emptiness, and feeling that barely anyone is there for you. Feeling that no one understands you anymore. And it seems like there is...
