cr0tch:

PLEASE READ I’M BEGGING YOU GUYS TO HELP ME.

STOP SCROLLING :’(

 

This is my best friend, Billy.  I’ve known him basically since I was born.  Our parents were friends, and it was always the joke between our families that we were going to get married, since my parents happened to have a girl and his a guy, at the same time.  He means a lot to me, even though he lives thousands of miles away from me right now.  The important thing though, is that he’s gone missing.  He is a danger to himself, suffering from depression and extensive drug use in the past year.  He was going through rehabilitation, but now he’s missing.  He’s disappeared.  The last he was seen was in Juno Beach, Florida.  This is off of northern Palm Beach County.  He’s been missing since Sunday afternoon, over forty hours.  The U.S. Coast Guard searched for him throughout Monday night, and they’re unsure that the search will continue any longer.  He was last seen wearing a pair of green shorts.  It’s uncertain whether he has gone missing deliberately, or the coast was too rough.  This is one hundred percent serious and I’m terrified.  If anybody in or near Palm Beach County has seen or heard from him, please please please contact his mother at (321) 750-3469.  This is so serious, and only serious calls are wanted.  Please help find my best friend.  I’m lost without him.

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Omg this happened to me. And I was literally dead for about 20 minutes

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jackfrostftw:

epitomeofsad:

transparent-alice:

her dress changes color to that of your blog

this is lovely

she has a snowflake patterned dress this is great

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dreamsandsunbeams:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

OMFG TUMBLR WINS ALL THE AWARDS

I did not know you could survive this…

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organicbalm:

raisingmyprophet:

n-owandforever:

whateveruwantme2be:

those-cray-janoskians:

imlostinharryspants:

dus5k:

sailingincurrent:

this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

okay i’m scared. let’s do this.

“shinji ikari defense squad - talk shit get hit”

OK I’M DEFINITELY SCARED.

ok…I am scared but let’s do it…in 1,2…3

Yay I got Luke brooks

i got “i never say how i really feel” ….

I got a picture of a blood bath… oh how nice..

^ I’m cryingggg

i got: “If at first you don’t succeed order pizza” Looks like im gonna be living the vida loca

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sleepychick:

swaggie

No this is not SWAG. This is not hot. This is not fucking cute. This is a sociopath who killed 3 other kids for no reason. He ended the life of innocent kids and handicapped another one. Stop glorifying murder and the psychotic murmurings of the fool who committed them.  What the fuck is wrong with you people? Everyone who thinks this is somehow cool including the person above me, disgusts me. God I’m only 22 but WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GENERATION?! What’s really going on?

Honestly, the shirt and the attitude are completely juvenile. He looks exactly like the teenager he is pouting when caught. 

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the lword

I A M S E C O N D C L A S S C I T I Z E N I don’t want my son growing up feeling like his family is inferior.